Exercise bike not included. #AviationGin

One space after periods #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords

I think there should be punishment for companies that continue to email you after you unsubscribe. #ChrissysCourt

Do I like lobster or do I just really like drawn butter?

That was quite the quake! Did you feel it? #LAearthquake

quick reminder of the response when it was people protesting racial injustice vs. rednecks trying to stage a coup

#prolon thoughts: Suddenly I like olives

Is it a sign of maturity that I no longer identify with a “work hard, play hard” mentality? I don’t want to do anything hard right now.

Do you ever throw out a word in conversation but you’re not confident it means what you think and you pray the other person doesn’t know either but then you look it up afterwards and you were correct? Thank you brain.

Troubling. #Jeep has the opportunity to do right by Cherokee Nation but is choosing profits over people adage.com/article/cmo-st…

Can we be done with the ASMR trend?

When you’re growing up, everyone famous is older, cooler and more attractive. Now that I’m older, everyone famous is younger, cooler and more attractive.

Words of shipping confirmation is my love language.

2021: Suddenly everyone learned how to edit videos

He’s a 6

Have you ever had someone that is simultaneously pissed off and comforted by you? Maybe that’s what love is like. That’s what owning a hedgehog is like.

There’s no less zen person than a person running late for yoga

Snowel and miss Kai are home nursing a toothpaste wound #picoloapp