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Pete Buttigiegg ⤴️

@mayorpeterb

Not the real McKinsey Guy. The real pete buttigedgd went missing in action while privatizing water in Mogadishu in 2003. I am his body double

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In the 30s Clark Kent was a newspaper reporter and I the 70s he was. A television Reporter which is why he today Clark Kent should be a guy who writes listikles

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king Leopold the Second of Beligiuam killd 10-15 million ppl in the Congo bc he felt like a little man And wanted a colony like the othsr boys. Only fair thing to do is to pick One guy in the Congo and lett him kill all 11.5 million Belgians aliv today. Admit It -- it wold work

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Every movie made between 1987 and 1994 should have danny devido or Joe pesci retroactively cgi'd Into it. Name one movie that woukdnt be better with a weird little Italian goblin runnin around in it

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Rage Against The Machine Fans: No one else can do these songs justice - It's a fool's errand to even try. Denzel Curry, popping out of the ground like a whack-a-mole: !҉!҉B҉U҉L҉L҉S҉ ҉O҉N҉ ҉P҉A҉R҉A҉D҉E҉!҉!҉

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I dont care if someone is athiest, muslum, though I do have a bit of a problem with scientologists, but I still dont say anything about it.

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I've seen 100+ xfiles episodes over the past few weeks. Unfortunately with that comes the understanding that some people are just born evil.