"You're breakin' my balls!".

"I'm not a fat turd, I'M A STOCKY TURD!".

"Oh shit here we go!... It's on, RACE WAR!... RACE WAR! RACE WAR!... Race war is on, everybody! It's going down! Shit is going down!".

RT If you HATE Lady Gaga

Along with me I'm gonna need a scientest, an engineer, and of course a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong!.

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!".

"No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn... No Starvin' Marvin, that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!".

RT If you HATE Justin Bieber

"♫P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, mum mum mum mah, p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, mum mum mum mah, Mum Mum Mum MAh, Mum Mum Mum Mah!♫".

"Stan, hook up my bra!".

"I suck at being nice and polite!".

"Butters, do you think your Goo might work on someone else?".

"It’s kind of a grape-y, bleach-y flavor!".

"That kid is provoking us! He’s saying mean things to try to piss us off!".

Heeere he is, america's new sweetheart, FATTY DOO DOO!

"Oh, you fucking bitch!".

"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. YOU SHOULD HAVE RESPECTED MY AUTHORITAY!".

"Hey, from one Redskin to another, go fuck yourself!".

"To begin with, to show you all the latest innovations we've come up with, we have moved the couch from the left...".

"What we came up with is the new Redskins company logo that I think you'll all agree is very exciting".