Cheeeeiii! Those of us who are familiar with the workings of an internal combustion engine refer to this as a catastrophic loss of compression.

Err...Kenya Tourism Board as regular purveyors of the absurd, aren't you missing an opportunity here? These floods even go through the slums, which have recently become an attraction for those seeking poverty porn.

Kenya is a strange place. We are actually expecting Dr. Patrick Amoth, who been acting for 40 years in the wilderness like moses, to write a policy for confirmation of interns? Let me drink my uji. Nangsengs

This is how you detect the neo-colonialists and economic hit men.😄😆 They break wind and foul the air whenever their God's machinations are exposed. Let people read the ILRI report and make their judgement. We'll call you when we need tips on horseriding

In reference to my last monologue, how old were you when you realized that the degenerates at ILRI.org are fuelling the spread of opuntia cactus, destroying pastoralists livelihoods? projects.livestockdata.org/livestock-clim…

Thank God!! At last there's something to distract Bill Gates from his obsession with the fecundity of African women

Mr. President William Samoei Ruto, PhD ,even by our less than stellar intellectual standards, this man doesn't deserve to be in cabinet. You have better brains at your disposal

CS Kipchumba Murkomen: I saw Larry taking videos at the airport. I was laughing because Larry was with us in the country for the last 50 years when that airport was like that. Suddenly because he lives in ‘majuu’ his eyes are open and realizes that there is no shade when you exit…

Medieval Europe has found that the easiest way to defeat African sports teams is through visas

The 'cloak of ignorance' Kenyans love so much is the reason why so many of us give such dedicated service to evil causes. Here's the background to conservation's relentless struggle against our resilience youtu.be/7B-9sKeFaCE?si…

NHIF had a pile of debt amounting to billions from the money embezzled over the years. Jumping ship to SHIF was the easiest way for GoK (and the culprits) to escape from this hole

Why are we spending so much energy discussing Kavaluku's plan to build toilets in parks? Ask yourself 2 questions;
1. When did any sensible pronouncement ever come from the ministry of tourism??
2. Is there a formula 1 track in machakos?? Let's discuss serious matters please

Subliminal messaging 101; I've always said conservancies seek to take our land by fracturing our societies. They now claim to be a 'civilizing' mission, anga 'gender equity'. Some apparently normal people will try and tell me that the colours on this basket are 'kawaida' ...👀

The dimpled degenerate Sakaja Arthur Johnson is currently habituating Nairobians to NOT having access to a green space in the city. By the time he decides to build condominiums in Uhuru Park in 2026, people won't even remember the park Uhuru Kenyatta stole from them in 2019

I still cannot find an emoji that illustrates my reaction to the 0.62 Kenya shillings per share dividend paid by Safaricom PLC . I can see why they make so much money😂🤣

We suffer so much our media's active participation in the chicanery that bedevils our country. Ridiculous headlines like these create the erroneous impression that there are some ministerial dockets that are actually functional

Remember when GoK sought to outlaw use of manure in our farms? They're now mixing it with stones and soil and giving it to us as 'subsidised fertiliser'

We must appreciate the British empire for the mirth they've given us through the centuries. The British Museum is now prosecuting one of their staff for stealing from their vast collection of looted artefacts