Anfield steward upstages Rooney and Shearer pitchside

Just listened to an item on BBC Today programme about the fall in the number of slugs in the UK caused by the cold snap and dry conditions. And the reporter’s name? Rebecca Drought.

Iran have made it through to the 2026 World Cup finals, which will be co-hosted by the United States. Wonder if Donald will greet the team.

Well done to Rachael Maskell for calling Darren Jones’ ‘pocket money’ slur ‘disgraceful.’ The Starmer robot in the Politics Live studio looked like she was sucking a lemon.

On the face of it the news about Marine Le Pen is something to celebrate, but we should know from the Trump experience that she will play the victim and this will galvanise the far right.

Tonight's Champions League has a Muller-Rice feel to it

Very impressed with Will Still on Sky's Monday Night Football. Mature analysis.

On the left a box of Celebrations bought from Tesco for Christmas. On the right another box bought from Tesco yesterday. Can they make the boxes any smaller?

Peter Kyle has just popped up on BBC’s election coverage. Definitely time to switch off the TV.

Can’t believe Naga Munchetty just said on Breakfast News that she did not realise that Mods were around in the 1960s 😳

What an inspiring way to kick off the Watford Jazz Junction festival. Vanessa Haynes and local singer Harry T Pope had the Watford Palace audience on our feet

Legendary singer Elaine Delmar brings her A game to Watford Jazz Junction festival. Stunning voice.

Does Trump write his own speeches? He has to because surely no one else can come up with the rambling, boastful, at times incomprehensible drivel he is spouting to US troops in Doha.

Fantastic performance by Errol Linton and his band tonight at Watford Pump House as part of Watford Jazz Junction

Enormously privileged to be in the press box for today’s Goodison farewell. Thanks to Everton for sorting out my pass and for the way you organised such a memorable send-off.

No other club in the world can show the 3 stadiums it has built in one photo 😉🔵🔵🔵

My thoughts on a final farewell to Goodison Park. telegraph.co.uk/football/

I can understand why police gave details of the ethnicity and nationality of the car driver at the centre of the awful scenes in Liverpool - to prevent idiots jumping to wild conclusions and actions. But what if he had been non-white? Does that give the green light for rioting?

Need to stay overnight in Liverpool on Saturday after the Springsteen concert. Cheapest city centre hotel room on a well-known booking site is £330 !!! Madness

I think the guy second left sums up how we all feel listening to Rachel Reeves.