I want them to interview Kendrick on 60 Minutes tomorrow or something because omg?

Everyone I know is doing weird mid-30s, Midlife Life Crisis stuff. Half the people I know are running marathons this month. My richest friend quit his fancy law job and wants to move to Cuba. My roommate started grinding his own coffee beans. What’s going on?

I had the amazing honor of being at the club and yelling, “Y’all, Drake has a SECOND child!” at 1:00am last night.

he says this knowing good and well next season gonna have an episode where a trafficking ring gets exposed during a rap battle between Duke and Kenyon Lavar

i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it

My take on Essence Magazine is that if their editorial and audience development teams could work as hard as their visual creative director, they might actually be able to make a true impact on the culture through their storytelling.

everyone in Brooklyn has fentanyl test strips but no one has a printer

sorry I’m not beefing with nobody with a pulitzer

The walk back in 😭

I’m in the National Museum of American History and just discovered the source of one of our best memes.

This is exactly what y’all look like standing in front of that Fire Island wall

You guys. I think D.C. might be America’s best city???

Why are cherry blossoms such a big deal in D.C. but not in other American cities? Newark has 1700 more cherry blossoms than D.C.

i be forgetting people are homophobic

I just learned that Robert, left, passed away recently. Thank you for your time sharing stories of your youth, and your vision of hope for queer black people to have a future of happiness and freedom.

uniqlo should make sluttier clothes

wish more interviews these days were like “i spent 3 weeks on tour with this artist” and the conversations were unfiltered but alas