jason kelce is a living god

Greatest historical bar tour of my life. The guide drinks with you, comes in costume and personalizes it based on the era your family invaded America. Cannot endorse this enough👇🏽

When your historical guide is dressed like Willy Wonka you know you’re getting your money’s worth… Bill Schulz

I’m about to give a wildly reckless amount of money to Robert F. Kennedy Jr

someone give him a zyn

Raw dogging this debate. No water. No food no movies. Just bare-backing this dumpster fire. The mind is an incredible thing to destroy via CNN

They’re fighting over their golf handicaps??? So relatable to the American People who all have country club memberships!

“It can’t be WORSE”…

Seriously can’t figure out why Bill Schulz is single

We released Pay with Fly widely yesterday for testing. This includes the ability to load FLY via USDC, so you can now freely spend USDC in any restaurant that accepts Blackbird Pay.

This show. It’s always this show.

Time for plan B

This is much funnier than what she actually got famous for🤣

It’s Bill Schulz’s dumb birthday today. He hates birthdays so make sure you wish him a meh one. Here he is conducting “business” from the champagne room at a strip club cause he has no idea what this room is actually meant for.

This man is a true hero and restored my faith in humanity ❤️ instagram.com/reel/C_gszqotf…

All this respectful civility is giving me the ick. #Debate2024

The major problem with ⁦Lauren Sivan⁩’s dog? He loves too much. To the point where it’s kinda rapey.

On January 7th, 2025 I shared a video, after I was asked to call UnitedHealthcare from the operating room to answer administrative questions about the patient who was having surgery to treat breast cancer. Despite my efforts, they denied her stay. UnitedHealthcare didn’t stop at

Tomorrow is Lauren Sivan's birthday. She will remain an old-soul/super-fresh/84-year-old/empowered-woman on April 6th. And that bitch has also RUINED my life via knowing her. (Enjoy, a-hole. Also? You remain the worst thing that ever happened to me...)

Happy Birthday To The Worst Person I know ⁦Bill Schulz⁩ (Mostly for making me get back on here because you refuse to use any other platform) #Old #Decrepid #senile