I won an Oklahoma state football championship, a world kickboxing title, and got into Harvard Law, but there is no greater feeling of accomplishment than getting your 3-year-old to stay in his big boy bed all night for the first time.

With the Commanders’ season effectively over, I have entirely switched my rooting interest to PLURIBUS. Strong start, great talent, head coach in his prime: My hopes for the season are high!

Notes from a day in the life at my apartment— First fire alarm: I hope there’s not a fire. Second fire alarm: That’s annoying. Third fire alarm: What the hell is going on? Fourth fire alarm: This is pissing me off. Fifth fire alarm: Okay, this is actually kind of funny…

Thinking about entering something into the Gauntlet. Anybody have any experience they’d like to share one way or the other? #screenwriting

The robot was actually modeled after a number of sitting US senators.

Just my luck. It rains a mere two months after I got my car washed. Could have saved 8 bucks.

DIE HARD is RJ’s greatest Christmas movie of all time, and it’s not really close.

The project title- F1: F2

Always fun to see these in the timeline!

Heat 2: Hotter

“Coincidentally” is the most unhinged thing in this post.

One of the best things Elon has done is expose location and VPN use. Now, we all know that these people don’t actually exist. They’re just Russian/Indian dudes farming clicks and rage.

Love that he ends this with “I don’t care for him.” Ya, we picked up on that…