Taylor Watch has become my ESPN and gia (taylor’s version) and Kelly Keegs are my Skip and Stephen A, except they like each other. Feed me the 3 hour lyric breakdown girls!!!!! I know them!!!!

I just gasped out loud on the plane

“I hate it here so I will go to, lunar valleys in my mind” 🌕

No one in this airport knows I’m a #killer 🦃

HELL YES. I’ve been dying for this to come out!!!!!!!! Next Tuesday can’t come soon enough. Truly insane day

Funny you say this, Taylor Swift’s “thank you Aimee” had me thinking about why I will never forgive or forget what Ohio’s Tate has done. I fucking hate him and I always will. There’s nothing anyone can say or do to change my mind. Here is a list of the parallels! Now drop it

The current leaderboard for All-Star Voting…

1. Francesca
2. KB
3. Nicky
4. Brandon Walker
5. Glenny Balls

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No joke, no one knows me. Everyone has abandoned all thoughts that I can joke around too and am dead serious about everything at all times and I'm just going to have to live with that I guess!

Hey Big Cat file this in your notes

Last night was the first time I’ve gotten more than 4 hours of sleep since #TTPD dropped and I had some absolutely gnarly dreams. You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me!!!!

Waterworks!!!!

I laugh at this bit every time

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Even though I disagree so strongly with Dante on most of this blog that it makes my skin crawl, all is forgiven for these words of praise. WE JUST LOVE TO BE OBSESSED!!! Let us live!!!!

PEAK BLOOM !!!! I’m going on Thursday!!!

Plan accordingly btw xx

What a day for me!!!!!

Everyone else being intense abt finding more turkeys meanwhile I’m in a field of wildflowers making bouquets, as I should be

Kelly Keegs

Lotttttta talk about how I had “no hesitation” today with the turkey. Something people would do well to remember! 😘😘😘😘