Actually… Andy Richter

portland! do not miss Laurie Kilmartin this weekend! her new stuff is 🔥

Katie Hughes will be back in #ashevillenc Thursday 2/9 c_the_terrible with @gianmarcosoresi @ Asheville, North Carolina instagram.com/p/CnkIj0xumaV/…

Logan pretending he’s going to “investigate” his own scam is the funniest thing this year. 😂 can’t wait for him to find himself innocent.

dudes be embarassed to moan in bed. shiiiiiit couldn’t be me. i be in my girl ear like

Unbelievable.

IM GOING TO MONTANA FOR THE FIRST TIME! Pretty stoked about it!

Someone paid $8 for Twitter blue and wiped out $15 billion in market cap from a big pharmaceutical company

It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down 

And I won’t let you down. Thank you.

i bet the kids in TN would love any kinda food, marsh.

When you’re concussed but it’s time to be real

#ComedyNight is tonight! Come see if you can be our feature, PJ Audenzia's new best friend! @tamarrubin69 hosts and she does this EVERY TUESDAY 🤯 so come see what the fuss is about. Show starts at 9pm
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#NoniLovesYou #LOL #atlstandup #o4watlanta #SweetAuburn

the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident

I never hear men who are good in bed say that female comics only talk about sex because they’re too busy laughing and taking notes

You’ll never get this off the internet now that I’ve quote tweeted it bwahahahhaa

Ya girl went to her first awards show yesterday