it looks like he’s guest starring on hannah montana

it can be so hard explaining to straight people why you don’t like the gay thing they like

Im kind of gay

this is “damned by a Greek god” levels of cosmic punishment for hubris

“Ope! Let me just sneak past ya” - me on the Titanic

Cops don't know this is a bike lock because they have never investigated a bike theft in their lives.

Chilled weekend

no we were hunting each other for sport before the first bell rang

thanks

imagine hating me and i’m just at home sitting like this

I was walking at what I believe to be a reasonable pace just now but a midwestern woman looked at me and said “Ope! Cha-Cha-Cha!” as I flashed by and unfortunately this will stick with me forever

It’s how the New Yorker described the subject of Flo Rida’s “Low”

For my New Yorker debut, I wrote a personal history with rattlesnakes 🐍newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

he's worried about 'another country's flag' while citizens on the exact same campus are being brutalized because their institutions have prioritized their support of another country?????

the word 'Rubenesque' cracks me up

YouTube lyric videos were never the same

hey does anyone with money want to give me something for no reason