Illinois fucking blows, the bears suck, the team that’s supposed to make me happy is about to get swept by the reds, and every other Chicago team is ass. Where am I supposed to find joy?

Craig Counsell’s a double agent for Milwaukee. This guy’s fucking retarded

Padres fans are absolutely electric rn. Cubs are fucked if we don’t win this week.

Giving women the right to vote has to be one of the dumbest thing mankind’s ever done. Think about how much we let them influence things just because we want to have sex with them.

So the Yankees get to play the Red Sox at home under the lights, the Dodgers get to play the Reds at home under the lights, but the Cubs have to play at 2pm on a Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday. Is our home field advantage just worth less???

Just saw Hargrave walking to class with a little grey cloud over his head

Anyone ever sit and think about how close the Romans were to breaking into the Industrial Revolution?

Do Counsell and Hottovy hate Colin Rea?There’s no question he earned a spot on the playoff rotation, and we started Boyd after 3 days of rest. Counsell’s a retard.

Craig Counsell needs to be publicly executed. Why the absolute fuck does he think it’s a good idea to bench our hottest player for 40 year old fucking Justin Turner.

Craig Counsell - Retard Jed Hoyer - Retard Tom Ricketts - Jewbag We will be mediocre forever

I genuinely hope the cubs lose this game. We can’t win this series and the fucking Ricketts don’t deserve to profit off of a game 4.

Pope Leo wants Americans to throw away their economy and culture by welcoming every single migrant from every corner of the globe, yet he’s literally the sovereign of a nation that houses zero refugees.

When there’s less than less then 2 outs, a runner on third, and a batter batting for a walk off, why do we never see teams just stack the infield? Playing the outfield is basically useless.

India would be an awesome country if it wasn’t full of Indians

I love when a fight breaks out in a big football game and every broadcaster gets fake sad and has to say “there’s no place for this in football.” Bunch of guys padded up, talking shit, and trying to rip each other’s heads off, football is quite literally the place for that.

American Airlines shouldn’t be flying the Airbus!

I want to soul fuck my dog like when Rick soul fucks Morty’s dragon

The TikTok bees in the trap remix is so fucking good