How it feels to come home drunk

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

instead of grok I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not

dream collab would be Alex G and thebe kgositsile , feel like they could make the saddest song ever

when i was 12 i smoked weed out of a cicada husk and it completely changed my neurology forever

aw man im sorry your mom died dude. although evolutionary psychology can actually explain a lot about why you're sad. see, when we were monkeys, we would get sad when our moms died because it meant we would get less berries,

I was 24 the first time I relaxed my shoulders

triple chocolate edible

just startled my gay friend and he forgot to do the voice

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations you’re not fly enough

This app always been good for contemporary anthropology

a white boy in motion stays in motion

that yo mama joke was sort of a low blow bruh

Mr. East

I hate my iPhone and Apple with everything in my soul

MAGA?? more like FAGA 😭😭😭😭 .Donald J. Trump

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid btw lol

why do burger king be having allat smoke coming out the roof like they actually doing sum

fucked up in the crib watching Shen Yun