Ian Hislop is a national treasure

How many times are we going to concede the exact same goal? #mufc

United valiantly defending the honour of and traditions of the FA cup here. Got to applaud the stance. #mufc #COVMUN

How is that a penalty when the Grealish one wasn’t? Someone explain it to me coz I don’t get it.

One of my grandads was a red, the other a blue. Thank fuck my dad’s dad was the red.

An unrivalled season for so many reasons

There’s no surprise about United’s league position. How many of our players get into the sides above? Bruno, Shaw, Martinez. Maybe? #mufc

5 x champions league winner Casemero looks like he’s won a competition to be on the pitch. #mufc

Why do we still insist on playing it out from the back? We don’t have the players to do it. #mufc

Thought Kambwala did really well today. Could probably afford to let a couple of the CB’s go in the summer and have him as the 4th choice.

Taken Garnacho off and not got out of our own half since. #MUNLIV

How do we attack now with Bruno on the wing? #MUNLIV

Sitting back, waiting for them to score. ETH obliging with terrible substitutions again. #MUNLIV

Thickest players around #MUNLIV

MAINOO!!!!’n

My confidence in ETH is ebbing away. If it was just down to poor players / injuries then fine. But it’s the same set up every week, and it isn’t working. How does he not see it? #MUNLIV

Can Onana just catch the fucking ball. #MUNLIV

I love Garnacho. The little scrappy doo bastard. #MUNLIV

Wide open gaps in our midfield again. How does ETH not see this? #MUNLIV

Whatever happens for the rest of the season, for the love of god please turn up today #mufc