Chatting with someone on Bumble who has decided to do a PGCE and trying desperately to resist the urge to scream 'don't do it!' at him

Was tempted to vote for Khan on Thursday because Hall is horrifying but I just can't do it. Labour repeatedly make it clear they do not want our vote. Well, so be it.

Jack Lisowski is still hot as hell

Can't find the remote for the TV in my bedroom but I'm too hungover to go to the couch, god how I suffer

TWO ways to play

Shaking my head at Shakespeare rhyming 'die' with 'memory'. Hack. Fraud. Charlatan.

resisting the urge to say something feral on main

open the schools cos these people are failing maths

luca guadagnino as soon as mike faist and josh o’connor showed up to set

Just got Cole Porter and Cole Palmer confused, I'm going back to bed