The Yankees are not calling up Jasson Dominguez for a guy who was consistently as bad as Aaron Hicks since 2022 and has now gotten substantially worse Group of absolute fucking losers

Looks “slimmed down” from his playing days

The Yankees are actually great, just unlucky. Holmes has 11 blown saves because of bad luck. Verdugo is worst hitter in majors because of bad luck. Cortes gets beat by unlucky soft contact. Trade deadline is crapshoot. Playoffs are crapshoot. That’s baseball: a game of luck.

This seems good on paper but given this front office, getting “creative” probably means using Judge as the closer.

“…and I haven’t seen a Yankees game since I retired because the TV Hal gave me doesn’t work.”

The Verdugo 4-year $120 million extension will probably inhibit the Yankees chances of re-signing Soto.

It’s okay though. Cashman will give a press conference after they’re eliminated and say “fuck” a few times and the Yankees press will swoon and then we’ll do the same thing over and over again.

“They believed. And we came here and got it done.” 🗣️ Northern Illinois HC Thomas Hammock let the emotions flow after the upset 🙌 (via #MACtion)

It didn’t take long to remind me how much I dislike Daniel Jones and fantasy football!

“He has the most errors but he’s not the worst”

Is there any limit on the amount of Kelce that we are going to be force-fed? Any limit at all?!

Sweet Caroline. BAH BAH BAH!

It’s weird because everyone else on this list was actually good.

Jerry Tarkanian must be spinning in his grave seeing UNLV failing to pay players.

Great work by Amazon to show how horseshit that face mask call was

Never a doubt!