That Compare the Market wombat has the most annoying voice.

Goat snoot! instagram.com/reel/C502HyHNp…

Folks, how does one even stand a chance against huge corporations like Arnold Clark? They've fucked us over and fobbed us off so many times in the last year its unreal. It goes beyond selling us faulty cars and making us fight tooth and nail for the bare minimum aftercare...

They came back with a warrant.

GENIUS! instagram.com/reel/C6CgdJ6iD…

Prince William meeting Freddie today, the student who wrote to him and made a wish to invite him to his school. So glad William made his wish come true❤️
Then he participated to their Podcast and was asked to produce a 'dad joke'. He told one of his daughter, Princess…

I'm drawing farting animals AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!!

🎶 Can we fix it? 🎶

🎶 Yes we can-can caaaaan 🎶 #MoulinRouge

Very excitingly, I've just found out that THIS BOOK EXISTS! Reader, I ordered it post-haste!

Look at this beautiful writing!

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'Once I found a fairy
In my cup of tea.
She was nearly drowned
And wet as wet could be.
I picked her out and dried her
And asked her if she'd stay;
'Oh no,' she said, 'I mustn't,'
And off she flew away.' - Enid Blyton

I wish they'd tell us that horse is OK.

4/24 3:00 PM

If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

Just blessing your time line with sister HenryD

[2011] T-Mobile launched a spoof video of Prince William and Kate Middleton lookalikes and their wedding party dancing down the aisle, as part of its 'Life's for Sharing' brand campaign.👇