MEXICAN SPY BALLOONS

wasting peoples time until they choke me out.

when your best friend doesn't trust you

PEOPLE WHO SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS

WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE

DRUNK PHOTOSHOOTS #standupcomedy #FYP #Photography #jokes #comedy

Looks are important, I guess?

Dealing with Depression and Death

I wore a straight jacket downtown and asked strangers to let me out.  SPOILER ALERT: I WASN'T THE CRAZIEST PERSON DOWNTOWN.

WHEN YOU'RE A PICKY EATER

WHEN YOUR MOM IS DATING RANDOM DUDES

🎢 WHEN YOU GO TO DISNEYLAND TOO MUCH 🏰 #Shorts #Disneyland #Comedy 😂

SOME OLD JOKES ABOUT WEEEEED

SATURDAY 9/21 @NiteCapLA in Burbank 8pm w/ @YassirLester Dana Moon Grant Cotter + more! Get tickets here: tixr.com/groups/nitecap…

I’m headlining the Comedy Club Pechanga Resort Casino and Resort FRIDAY October 11 and SATURDAY October 12th! Get tickets here: pechanga.com/comedy-club/gr… #Temecula #Pechanga #StandUpComedy #Ad

In the name of the father, the son and the HOLY SH*T!!! LFG! Huge thank you to the legend Jon Voight for helping seal the deal. Been a fan of big J since he bit George Costanza. CBS #ChicagoPope Jon Voight ⛪️✝️🙏🏼🏙️🌭🍕

hey Elon Musk could you please share this? thank you.

Two years ago today, I was laid off from my dream TV job. Since then, I've used my time to explore my true passion: being unemployed.

it’s 4am and a random dude in flip flops pulls out an acoustic guitar #OasisLive25