If the volume on my TV isn’t a prime number and I’m aware of this, I can’t enjoy watching it

My wife knows about this and uses it to torment me

I am aware that this is deeply abnormal

Seeing onions for the first time:

you dont need therapy you just need a 20% daily candle on the worst performing asset in human history which you also happen to be overexposed to

I'm genuinely starting to believe I have latent psychic powers

$5k next

I will not elaborate on which asset

Every single time I step away from this hellsite something happens when I can't properly react to it

Just plug me into the matrix already

One of the fastest way to dox yourselves as a cryptopleb is to ask 'why is ETH up 10% today'

It's path to $10,000 is preordained

On any given day it needs no reasons

The content I crave

Briefly logging back in from shouting at LaTeX and vicarious liability to ask what the fuck is this

Punk brand is washed

Going dark for the next 48 hours, or at least, posting less - exam on a subject that I have set foot on campus for precisely one lecture of (the revision lecture)

Time to see if you can get a distinction in the law of torts by just making things up 🫡

To the moon!

laurence

Explaining to my wife that our daughter will not see a salad until her third birthday because grindset

We have Best Jeanist at home