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Eni Aluko

@eni_aluko

Best pundit in the sport right now. (Parody)

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Nobody has told me that because I’m objectively the best person for this job. There’s not a single person who can do it better than me, man or woman. If you disagree, it’s obviously because I’m a woman or I’m black, or both.

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Depends on the racial orientation. I’m assuming good ol’ Joey will field 11 fat white men. 3 black Lionesses should be enough for a comprehensive 12 goal victory. I predict a 7-0 loss for the pub team.

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Vinicius Jr. was unfairly criticised and singled out against Atletico. If the referee wasn’t racist, he should’ve gotten 2 penalties. The fans were racist. This counts as 3 goals for Real Madrid. Full time, in my eyes: Atletico Madrid 4-7 Real Madrid (3 goals for racism)

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I’m absolutely gorgeous. Should I expose some of the DMs I’ve received from footballers? Bet you’re one to talk with your ugly, white, obese wife.

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It only happens to people who are successful and marginalised. Like me. It doesn’t happen to you because you’re an oppressive racist with a hate boner against successful, black women.

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If Nicholas Jackson was white, he’d be rated as highly as Harry Kane and Karim Benzema. That miss was spectacular. #BrentfordFC #ChelseaFC

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Iniesta has never scored 20+ goals in a season and Jude Bellingham did it in his debut season. If Jude was white like Iniesta, he wouldn’t be trolled like this. End. Racism.