i can't date someone unless they are a fan. on a first date i will usually quiz someone about my life and if they get more than 2 questions wrong i know they don't care enough about me to have looked up that information prior to the date.

the women yearn for night walks

having nightmares as a grown adult is so embarrassing. how am i waking up with anxiety I didn't even do anything yet

An announcement.

i can almost taste the pink cups

give me one reason why i shouldn't randomly veer to the right

yes. what is wrong with you people 😭

my perfect night: leaving the hotel at 9pm getting drunk by 9:10, stumble into a casino and drop $5k, leave empty handed, lose a shoe and fall down several times, be covered in bruises by 1am, walking the streets and bouncing between different 7/11's looking for a free joint

super hilarious tweet

Sharing a painting I just finished!

And before any of you say anything yes this is my painting shit is not deep idc if it got 10 likes or 10000.

Thank you for viewing. ❤️

Was fun to watch :) #ContentWarning

zoil

EmiOK

psp1g

deme

HOLY FUCK SHUT UP!! STOP TEXTING ME!! I DONT CARE!!!!!

bleh blah blah bleh blah

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im going to be on peachjars steam tomorrow 10am and yeah. things will be crazy

the only thing i have in this world are the social media followers. i dont know what i would do if i was just a normal person on social media. if i got banned my life would be meaningless.

they did something to the coke at mcdonalds. that shit is not delicious and inviting anymore. the past 5 times ive ordered coke it tastes like flat syrup. why have you taken my only happiness left? McDonald's i have nothing