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BREAKING: Biden drops out of race after making last mortgaged payment on second beach house.

I think there should be a Rugrats parody to explain how conflict unfurls in the middle east.

My wife neutered me at the DNC, and then she ate my free hot dog.

This is how the alien invasion begins, with a ping. foxnews.com/science/nasa-a…

BREAKING: Doctor accused of playing Mr. Potato Head with man's organs. The liver just didn't go with the outfit. torontosun.com/news/world/flo…

And some of them made great firefighters.

Do you think Kamala Harris will force him to fight wildfires in upstate NY?

Bob

Don't be too nice. It breaks you.

How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History babylonbee.com/news/how-cnn-r…

Must be the obesity epidemic!!! yahoo.com/news/earth-til…

But that’s the point. All this language is hideous.

Me rollin' into Thanksgiving at the liberal family member's house this year.

So if in a year, we find out that Hunter went to Epstein Island and worked with Jeffrey from 2015 to 2016, the federal government couldn't charge him? bbc.com/news/articles/…

BREAKING: Hookers across the country are pissed they didn't get their chance with Hunter bbc.com/news/articles/…

What crimes will Hunter commit tonight? I think it's gonna involve a hooker. #PurgeHunter

I think senators should only be allowed to use posters with large print emojis.

Is Bill Gates still a vegetarian? luxurylaunches.com/celebrities/st…