They say kissing a clingy brown eyed girl will increase your life span by 60%

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yeah actually

can you get it for me

you hate me

what if you were my only choom. what then

you might be. and i never get into trouble

// "I never get into trouble" "yes you do but it's more fun when I'm there too"

well yeah but that ' s family , i was talking about friends. okayy ... you got me there. maybe you are the one getting me into trouble , yanno

‘ do you like eating shit and piss garnished with artificial snot ? ’

yeah but you are the easiest to blame here , so i am taking advantage of that. because i know you love me sooo much so you have to allow it

// V n the Girls

yikes.

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happy birthday to the most beautiful woman on the planet, to the woman who thinks she could kick my ass, and who's ass I'd prefer to be lookin at right now, Panam P. <3

⠀ love you :) ⠀

⠀ for my birthday i want 700 beers and a fat burger ⠀

panam’s greedy as hell why does she have a billion intimate moments with V before you can even officially romance her

oh my god................

👃👃👃