Goat

Bruins my pick for the cup lowkey a sleeper pick lmk your thoughts!!

Brooks koepka with the greatest sell ever how do you not get a birdie?

你們每個互聯網小魔怪都是鴿子

Just itching to get started hoping I end the night like this guy!

Oh my goodness that was so nasty a Matt’s is so gross

Gotta love having a run in with the cops just buckled like fuck off I just wanna party some more

Fuck a Tuesday night, I think so god a Tuesday night on the course some beer’s incredible, now onto the karaken game down 4-1 rn but I think they got a comeback. Stay safe fuck heads.

Glad I skipped Chesney for the course absolutely dialed rn bet that concert don’t got u like thar

You came to party. Could quite possibly be the single handedly great song ever

Nothing worse then getting drunk and knowing u have to be up at the ass crack of dawn for work!! But fuck who cares

Back at it this week it’s Monday not Tuesday, currently celebrating Connor Bedarded going to the hawks shit I’d go be nails as fuck can’t wait to hear that goal song 4 times a week!!!

That one time djax got trolled into eating canned kitty disease dog food by lily Molstad is still messing with my brain to this day like how would you even fall for that bro had to be an absolute pigeon back in the day eh?

Back like I never left!! So excited to dig into the liquor!!!

What was Optimus prime thinking homie could’ve transformed into anything, me personally would’ve transformed into Jennifer Lawrence’s vibrator or sum shit! Stay hard!!

1-1 after 2. Cptn morgan and bill chase going balls to the walls dumping and bill chasing it. Mcchicken annual eating n cumming contest after this game if the boys pull this one through. Kumleb johnson with the intermission speech to get the boys erect. Kunz n Monty in attendance

Hey mark Parrish’s little brother would greatly appreciate if u would take st. Clouds cock out of ur mouth. Can you not announce a game like a regular color commentator? Ur such a plug @genoparrish University of Hockey