The soft, whiny, entitled display we see on college campuses is the direct result of these kids seeing this behavior from 20 years of LeBron James playing basketball. He is directly responsible for all of it. He has ruined a generation.

It’s safe to say I’m obsessed with Delta. I repainted this skin I’ve been using to look like a Pokédex and damn it makes me so happy

No.

Sorry mate I’ll be late for the meeting - yeah the plane I was meant to be on got repossessed

The United States invented a portable sun that can be delivered by aircraft

Lol at Elliott Abrams getting Chotinered. newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/e…

you tell em, buddy! proud of you for speaking your mind. how was kindergarten today

Martin place station open day is gonna be cool but they should also have an “open day” for the entire metro (where they open it)

Dig a very large hole

doomed whaling voyage

Listen, what if instead of just another generic detective story, Disco Elysium was a cozy pastel-colored indie game? I'm sure no one did that before.

🚨GRAVE: Motorista é flagrado transportando de forma ilegal um porco e um cabrito em plena Rodovia Raposo Tavares, em São Paulo (SP).

Me at McDonald’s, age 4

Some guy from oracle just made vp on this deal

beautiful unrefined australian boomerism. not knowing or caring how the budget works. phantom comics. assumed knowledge of a half-remembered paternal figure named 'Bobo James'

Starting to feel smh commenters missed a vibrant career as public health busybodies - miserable lunatics

There are many wonderful milestones in parenting but I think my favourite might be those few precious months for which your toddler maintains the posture and attitude of a retired farmer from rural ireland

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why OP deleted it, but I think it needs to be preserved for posterity.

Disastrous news from the Philippines- the Court of Appeals has sided with Greenpeace and the antis in blocking vit-A enhanced Golden Rice, which is now in widespread cultivation in the country. All planting must now stop, harming the interests of millions.
philrice.gov.ph/philrice-ackno…