Nick Mercs

Send Donatell to Canada.

Patrick Mahomes could poop his pants on live TV and Cris Collinsworth would say: "Mahomes man, no one poops like him, phenomenal poop. Wait until you see what he does next, this man will WIPE sidearm"

Alex Smith in the table read for Week 11 in 2018

BREAKING: Minnesota will become the 23rd state in the country to legalize recreational marijuana for adults under a bill passed by the Senate and sent to the governor’s desk early Saturday morning. startribune.com/minnesota-mari…

Ya well tell your daughter to meet me in the A gap She may never run a 5k again

Just wow at this disrespectful jab Jefferson took at fellow league-mate Jaire Alexander. To prove Jefferson wrong and put him back in his place, Jaire should go man-to-man with Jefferson with no safety help the whole game just to show him who's boss 😤

I think you forgot a game or two...

I love watching the Vikings play football

“And the #Vikings get the stop on 3rd and 47” Vegas with 90% of the money on Minnesota:

😆😆😆😆😭😭 #SKOL

Adrian Petersons 2012 season would’ve been like asking Saquon to go back to the Giants to play with Daniel Jones, and rush for 2000YDs and get his team into the playoffs.

"I promise to sober up if you put me in charge of the largest military in the history of mankind" is hilarious

Tom Brady looking down from the booth at the goat debate crumbling:

Notably absent from this list: Russia.

Extremely funny to say that when everyone still calls this place Twitter

Daily affirmations: - I’m not chopped - my jumper is wet - that noise my car is making isn’t a big deal - my friends don’t hate me - I will not miss fast break layups - my fits are hard

vikings realized they were playing the bears