Bless them and block them.

people only talk about the tatte-fixation of Dc what about the foxtrot takeover

Happy birthday to me.

Possibly unpopular opinion, but I think Christmas lights should stay up all winter (except for like obvious Santa ones) cause it makes the gloomy days prettier and helps seasonal depression

A plague on both your houses jk just my parents house- second year in a row with COVID Christmas infestation

the fact that the Chinese spy balloon was this year is messing me up 🫨🫨🫨

Henry Kissinger picks his nose and eats his booger while at a trade conference in Brazil (1992)

Spotted at the MLK Library.

You can request a blanket at the front desk. No charge.

Check on unsheltered neighbors, seniors, and other vulnerable individuals.

If you see someone in need of shelter, call:
☎️ 202-399-7093 or 311
📞911 if there’s an immediate safety risk

this just in thanksgiving is on a Friday next year

Grateful 🥹 for my schmoopie 🥰

Y’all. Y’ALL. GET IN HERE. 😭😭😭😭😭

LMFAOOOOOOOO Inclusivity 🫶🏿🫶🏿😭

Everyone should buy these shirts!

Overheard: “Yea i had to explain 2001 a space odyssey. You know it’s super important”

Idk why we don’t treat healthcare CEOs like the 100 corporations that are the main contributors to Climate change…

Wow, there's the headline on forcing people back to the office I never thought I'd see.

“You’re defending the IRS are you an idiot?” - my mother

the only other mugshot I excited to see was my older sisters but I was forced to delete it