What am I meant to do with this information? Are you trying to say they’re better than Saka and Havertz??? Because they aren’t they’re FUCKING 10TH FUCK OFF

It used to be a rivalry, now it’s ownership.

Just a friendly reminder

Connor Gallagher playing for Chelsea has coincided with two of the worst seasons in their history.

The response? Give him a gigantic banner.

Don't remember the fella that won them the CL getting one? 💀

Something very wrong with English football at the moment.

What is a “football humiliation”?

If I was mayor of London:

- Every Chelsea fan has to have a shrine in their house dedicated to Kai Havertz and worship it 5 times a day

-March would become Kai Havertz history month

-Chelsea fans wouldn’t be allowed on trains unless they accept Kai shouldn’t have been sold

Not sure why people are voting, it’s pretty clear that Kai Havertz runs London.

Chelsea fans trying to explain how Havertz is nominated for POTM in April even though he apparently expires in March

If Kai Havertz took as many penalties as Cole Palmer this season 👀

VOTE FOR HIM NOW WITH 10 DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS OR 300 YEARS OF BAD LUCK

Mbappe vs Havertz in UCL semi finals

Chelsea fans deciding which of their players to give a banner to

Kai Havertz has 7 G/A in April…. PL POTM?

Kai Havertz

“Lanky German twat” vs “Best striker in PL history”

Surely if Havertz was the same shit player in a better team he would be Arsenal’s 11th best player? That narrative is absolute nonsense because he’s been one of Arsenal’s most important players this season.

Wait these clubs are both owned by Kai Havertz surely they’re not allowed to play each other? PGMOL

“We don’t care that Havertz left” yet they’re keeping track of his goals LOOOOOOOL

LMAOOOOOOOO

Haaland vs Havertz (League 2023/24).

Haaland CF: 2213 minutes
▪️27 games
▪️26 G/A
▪️85.1 minutes per G/A
▪️11 G/A vs Top 10 (every 106.4 mins)

Havertz CF: 768 minutes
▪️10 games
▪️13 G/A
▪️59.1 minutes per G/A
▪️9 G/A vs Top 10 (every 58.0 mins)