well well well, look who’s got more time to devote to the Jeopardy! cinematic universe

have to say, there is something deeply, cosmically funny about the Jeopardy! tournaments finally ending only for a contestant to immediately embark on a long winning streak

anyway on day two of the pennsylvania tour the president of the united states has twice suggested his uncle may have been a victim of cannibalism

fuck this im joining the mcdonalds foreign service

I thought this was a really good explainer of the Ippei Mizuhara indictment. If you don't want to read the whole thing (though if you start, you won't be able to stop, it's a real page turner), read this to get a sense of the blow-by-blow

wrote about Ippei Mizuhara, Shohei Ohtani, and a truly wild cache of text messages theringer.com/mlb/2024/4/11/…

'…this long stretch proved to be a rare divergence from what makes #Jeopardy ! special.'

'…so much of what makes Jeopardy! what it is is the joy of watching new players shoot their shots. Give me your principals, your programmers, your huddled mechanics…'

Gun to your head, would you rather be interviewed by chotiner or have your personal essay published in the cut?

.Toluse Olorunnipa !!!!