The iPhone 1.

Signs you are in a small airport.

Better half doing impressive work. 👏

Stay calm and lardon. 🥓

I'm forgetting the other ingredients in a BLT.

New happy hour menu lacks the appropriate amount of bacon (in my humble opinion) but I'd check it out anyway. LIAS Restaurant

Guard dog displeased with the empty bowl.

Double fisting the new cocktails on the patio. Steak tasty, too. Patio season is here!! Chef Geoff's West End.

Annual app download ritual.

Which salad you having? Shocking lack of bacon.

No glasses? I'm told you can also slap a piece of raw bacon across your eyes. 🌞 🌖

#parody 😎

Saturday.

Anyone hitting 💣 this weekend?

Sorry, dropped a big box of bacon.

Not sure there is enough bacon on this spring happy hour menu but apparently swimsuit season is coming.

This guy gets no bacon.

FWIW- my favorite April 1 prank was in the building of my original restaurant. My landlord would (still does) post monthly signs about upcoming events and conservation efforts. I copied a typical sign format and replaced it with one about toilet paper 🧻 conservation. Asking…

FWIW - my greatest social media April Fools Joke was announcing the 'opening' of a restaurant concept Frankie Fromage - a French Bistro Chuck E. Cheese concept opening CityCenterDC that served escargot 🐌 and Sancerre while playing skee ball. The City Center folks threatened…

Today is a terrible day for social media. Hasta manana.

Better half Norah O'Donnell 🇺🇸 made the bacon this morning. A+ grade, right?

That's a positive development for the city. Much work to be done though in this any many other neighborhood communities here in DC. It's time to clean up and make this city shine ✨.