your first t4t wlw breakup

That one oomf you think is an egg

can i come over and leave bite marks on you

A collab skin that comes with the same stuff and an additional emote costs 500 coins less than the Kiriko skin

I keep a copy of the Bible on my nightstand so visitors know what I’m about (It’s paperback Gideon the Ninth)

I HAVE FAITH 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

im a hot as fuck lesbian and i know exactly what i want and will do what it takes to achieve those desires

mommy needs a fluffing drink

the burger calls to me often, I fear

“Sending this to all of my fellow wolf oomfs. My… awooomfs, if you will.” “I won’t”

ngl I read this as the Hazard voiceline from hit game Overwatch 2

im interpreting this châtelet eatery sign as a divine message from my dead wife

Me: “Can we get moving? I know we get paid hourly but I have a hot date tonight” Coworker: “You use that line too much” Me: “Don’t hate the player”

cyberpunky t4t symbol goes hard

"In any case, both she and Harrowhark turned up, gorgeously gowned in their Locked Tomb vestments, painted like living skulls, looking like douchebags."

who can I bite

I think transgender women should actually try being poly instead of immediately doing the whole monogamous thing