The yard stick all comedy is judged by. youtube.com/watch?v=HGpI72…

Sometimes I long for the old days when America's enemies were clearly color coded.

@cooperkemnitz14 I like to think I make a difference. Do I get some kind of fields medal for this?

49ers caught off-guard by athlete named Doug.

@tralberda Keagan Ringling Monkey dance for master? "Funny shit" is the least monkey can do for master. Master play monkey's music?

@tralberda Keagan Ringling Glad you're back in the zeitgeist BTWs.

@tralberda #LOL

"Bro, you got your indica in my sativa" "Dude, you got your sativa in my indica" (Closes book) And that's why we have Reefe's Pieces today.

Hey I know this prank will make you look stupid and feel bad but it makes me smile kinda so imma do it anyway. April fools! Personal space.

laughing at old people and their "courtship". hahaha #Tinder #GenerationFTW

Hey asshole, that's not a trumpet.

Mr. T reading his own autobiography

Ones of Mom's "friendly" little "reminders"

#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear It's not yours.

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Freddie Mercury, 1958

To whom it may concern. I did just synchronize taking bites of that breakfast burrito with "Gimme Shelter". #BrandonAfterDark

Personally I think its worth a little corruption just to get serious media to sincerely use the name "pussy riot" five times an article.

Man, I hope I have this kind of energy when I'm his age. #LoveYouGramps

#Inspiration