Watching quarterback on Netflix. God am I excited for football

Them: Are you even loyal? Me: (Via. StatMuse)

Where is Parker Osprey

For you, go Catholics Shane Gillis

Okay. I’m back. I love this man

RIP to a legend. You will be missed streameast.

Middle of finally having intercourse with the old ball and chain finally. Bolts fumble in the background and I scream ball. Wife is pissed. Sorry hun football is back. You can take the dawg out the game, you can’t take the game out the dawg

I’m headed to Soldier Field tonight to sing the anthem for #MondayNightFootball Chicago Bears vs Minnesota Vikings There’s always some extra energy for MNF. Looking forward to it 😎 New season! Go Bears!!!! Chicago Blackhawks Indianapolis Motor Speedway J. Douglas Boles Mecum Auctions

Dennis Allen your the fucking man

Can we get Luther at punt returner Big Cat

Micah would of looked so sick in blue and orange. Could of been Monster of the Midway

Yeah I’ve seen enough get rid oh him. Bring moody up. Fuck u santos

Can we get a broke back mountain with two chicks? Big titty valley?

Welcome my guy Swazz “Butter” Flowers he’s backkkk

October is why. (Narrated by Anthony Rizzo)

Talking to a chick at the bar and she goes yea I work in IB. Oh word so ur smarter than me and will make more money than I ever will. Absolute kick in the balls, she wanted nothing to do with me

Hey MSG, Daddy is home

Awful officiating still get the win. I fucking love Ben Johnson. Bears teams in the past don’t win that game. Culture is changing

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