“i can’t go because of coronavirus” - whiny - boring - weak “i’ve sworn an oath of solitude til the blight is purged from these lands” - heroic, valiant - they will assume you have a sword - impossible to check if you really have a sword because of coronavirus

"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing

I got fired from my University teaching job after just one year on Twitter! Now I am in exulted company; I have joined the likes of Salby, Carter, Legates, Franks, Soon, Grey, Rancourt, Lomborg, Ridd, Joworowski, Taylor etc etc. Fired because we practice real scientific inquiry.

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@ASOS_Careers It's extremely unfair that you leave jobs up on the careers sections for people to apply to when they've already been taken

@ASOS_Careers I applied to the Sustainability Assistant role months ago and it's still online? Surely the role has been taken?

@ASOS_Careers There is a job that has been posted since 1/13/2016... I really find it hard to believe that the role is still vacant