Ok but also 🥹

Imagine being so inconsiderate and selfish that you tell the person that stuck their neck out to get you into the sold out Calvin Harris show that 'if it were anybody else you'd bail' and then you still leave within the first 15 minutes of getting in.

gen z discovers empathy

Lemme tell you, if you can survive EDC week while working your day job without going insane, you’re stronger than all of us...

(It's me, awake at 4am cuz I saw Everything Always when I said I'd stay home 😂)

BeatBox 🔜 EDC Las Vegas

This guy tried so hard to sabotage my candidate and what happened? The client wants to interview him 😂😂😂 if he ends up getting the job I am going to CRY 😂😂😂 (but also he's really good so I hope for his sake he does)

Imagine being so threatened by me that our boss has to intervene and tell you you’re at fault 😂😂😂

Too busy doing better to be bitter 🌟

Broooooo you can have personal beef with me and I won't give a fuck but the moment that you unfairly discriminate against my candidates because of some one-sided vendetta you have against me is the day that you fuck around and find out that I am NOT the person you mess with.

I HAVE SUCH A VIOLENT CRAVING FOR BOBA RN 🧋

Friend: “You good?”

Me trying to communicate:

My brain at 3 am

THE WAY I JUST SCREAMED

The fact that my coworker is wasting company time talking shit about me to LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE TEAM says a lot more about him than it does about me.

How embarrassing! You are a grown man.

I totally get that self promotions are so crucial for influencers and aspiring creators but I just can't get past how absolutely cringey it is.

Accurate.

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Me with my back problems

get in, we’re going to EDC Las Vegas

Gah damn gah damn. And here I thought I was cool for having taking the WABH 2023 Phantom. Fontainebleau has the 2024 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I really spent $180 on glass blown bunny charms because it looked like Jameson