ellis: tells a funny story about a friend of his during a rough situation nick:

elon musk and grok

remember on launch when dragunov hatchet being +7 was universally seen as bad design how is this a patch note a year and a half after that

lidia mains be like: "damn this meal is fire 🔥"

If you see this DO IT Country - 🇺🇸 Height - 5’8 Drink/Smoke - Neither Fav color - Green Fav drink - Dr. Pepper Fav food - Italian Fav superhero - Batman Fav anime - Death Note (don't like anime tho) Place you wanna visit - 🇫🇷 🇩🇪🇧🇪

why is hungrybox cranking it on my tl

why is he shaped like that

parents never letting you grow up or exercise independence while simultaneously berating you about the things you cannot do because of their refusal to teach/allow independence are so suffocating. what the fuck do you want me to do then

growing up is realizing it really was the damn phone

it aint easy being fat as fuck no job no hoes no future but its a life somebody's gotta live

god ranks on wifi is a hell worse than id wish on my worst enemy

im so glad the entire us economy is on the back of teenagers cheating in school

its this kinda take that turned tekken 8 into the game that it is

when i was 15 i broke up with my girlfriend because every time we were on the phone i was just thinking about how id rather be on overwatch

Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿 Time tip the sing again

so much of tekken 8 could be made better if they just made a rule that no move can be more than +3 regardless of resources, tracking etc (with rare exceptions) the game will let you get away with murder and justify it by saying the move is a high

band who writes their music exclusively based on how it'd sound in 15 second bites for instagram