They don’t make white boys like this anymore

This hard 🔥😂

As someone who has been the reassuring boyfriend. This is so draining , fix yourselves you sick pieces of shit

I love it. Drown me in it.

If I have fun today, I can’t have fun tomorrow.

My handwriting isn't consistent; it depends on my mood and the pen I use.

I’m that guy who gives the prettiest girl in the room no attention at all. I won’t even acknowledge her.

Non-identical twins? Feels like a waste of a dramatic entrance.

Why is everyone saying humans are fucked if we ever get in a war with robots? Like just throw a cup of water on them lol

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

I could be happy af & my face will still look like this

The real gold diggers are the men who expect you to give them your body, take-care of them, clean the house, wash their clothes, give birth to their children, manage their emotions, and go to work contribute 50/50 of the expenses.

Sometimes in situations you have to remind yourself “i did what I could” and let that be enough confirmation.

It's like yeah you gon miss them but you can't keep letting them do you like that.

Shoulda crashed out but I realized it ain't worth it

Exactly what he did lmfaoooo

I miss you a little less when I look at the times I needed love and was just shown distance

bro did a study abroad program

I will never regret you or say that I wish I'd never met you because once upon a time, you were exactly what I needed