This is 100% true.

Nobody : Tommie : I didn’t shoot you , you ran into them bullets 😂😂😂

Ladies, I got you, so, it's pretty simple really, we bleed every month which in turn lowers our iron, it's not too much to cause Anemia, but it's enough for us to have low iron, hence we are sleepy most of the time and some always have cold feet or hands, frequent headaches too.

either the tables are going to turn or i'm going to flip them.

I’m always surprised at how fast the morning goes when you actually do your job

This should be headline news, but these babies are Palestinian.

i need a blunt and booty rub

“Pre-“ means before, and “post-“ means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Druski not slick

Wal-Mart really is committed to not taking Apple Pay.

Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) That’s when your ears hear just fine, but your brain takes longer to process the sound into meaning. So when someone speaks, you go “Huh?”... then it clicks. That pause is your brain processing. Turns out, lots of people have this.

Hogwarts whoopin her ahh.

zero ounce of exaggeration, the lyrics are straight up step by step instructions on lynching a black person

Kelly is so gorgeous but I really miss interviews with real journalists bc there was so much meat on the bone there and all we got was “she’s so animated!” Like omg Kelly, FOCUS. Did you hear what she just said????

& don’t forget the butt boo

"I'm leaving here wit something" - the FBI

chopped her feet, wrapped up, played THROUGH the tackle, she’s got the intangibles

Btches in his phone “LMK WHEN SHE FCK UP” HO I FCK UP EVERYDAY😭😭

…every relationship doesn’t need a souvenir

Done! ✅