Jenna Hanes has a turnip’s sense of humor + is a huge proponent of the most ridiculous, unbelievable ideas ever imagined

Now she wonders why people didn’t “get” her joke about front lawns 😢

Can’t say treat her like a red headed stepchild anymore :/ because of woke Jenna Hanes

Prosecute/Fauci

Time magazine covers from 40+ years ago seem quaint

Simpsons predicted the future again

Simpsons predicted the future again

This ⁦TIME⁩ magazine cover from 2002 was two decades too early

Never forget Joe Biden ⁦Joe Biden⁩

- Rolled out draconian vaccine mandates that impacted 100 million Americans

- Demonized the unvaccinated + said they were facing a winter of severe illness + death

- Promised that anyone who got the vaccine was protected from illness

Now that the dust has settled on the Kendrick vs Drake beat down

Need someone confirm whether Kendrick is the first rapper to ever use the word 'Jabroni' in a rap beef

#Jabroni

Gotta love how these quintuple vaccinated jabroni’s are still insisting the vaccine was “extremely low risk”

Cowards are just terrified to admit (to themselves) that they recklessly got injected with an experimental drug that didn’t do anything but reduce their life expectancy

Teddy Brosevelt Evil MoPac Evil Mopac is one of the dumbest people in Austin. That takes some doing! That moron has been wrong about everything for years.

Ivermectin and fenbendazole kill cancer. They don’t work 100% of the time because nothing so simple does, but I would take them before nuking myself with chemo.

What I recommend to those willing to make drastic changes is a comprehensive and deeply personalized protocol from a

Hey Joe Rogan ⁦⁦Joe Rogan⁩

My friend thinks these are real shrooms, but I think they are research chemicals. Can you confirm?

Thanks bro, love your show

May 2023: 🧸 presented all the evidence on Austin City Council’s criminal behavior + nothing happened

Sure, they pulled the $20 million item

But Austin City Council was defrauding (ie STEALING) $20 million in tax dollars to clean up homeless camps

NO ONE got fired or arrested

At least two City of Austin employees should have been investigated after the Item 23 bombshell dropped

The two government employees listed as 'authorized contacts' for Item 23

1) Sandra Wirtanen
2) John Wesley Smith

austintexastimes.substack.com/p/bombshell-pa…

One year anniversary of Teddy exposing fraud + criminal behavior on Austin City Council & Finance Dept

After 🧸 exposed Item 23 and Austin City Council pulled the $20 million

WHY was there no criminal investigation?

How much more evidence do y’all need? open.substack.com/pub/austintexa…

One year ago this week:

🧸 saved Austin taxpayers $20 million by dropping this bombshell:

Two highly suspicious “companies” got $20 million to clean up homeless camps

Obvious FRAUD + law breaking

Yet NO ONE got investigated, charged, or sent to jail austintexastimes.substack.com/p/bombshell-au…

Hey Paige Ellis, City Council Woman - District 8 and Council Member Alison Alter

Why do you two idiots want to build these “cap and stitch” parks over Intestate 35 if the air quality is so bad? 🤨

The WORST possible location to build a new public park in Austin is directly over a busy interstate highway

🚗 💨 🤡

Higher education in America and how people pay for college needs to be blown up and reinvented

Americans who want to better themselves by continuing their education are subject to USURY from the federal government

New interest rate on undergraduate loans for 2024-25:

6.63% 🖕🏽