More like Childish Pornbino

Drakes inspired me to become a rapper but all my songs are about addressing the allegations

If I was Drake I’d put the guy who molested Kendrick on the feature that would prove I wasn’t a pedophile

Sometimes the street toughs in Woody Allen movies are so scary I have to turn it off

If I was a woman I just know my pussy would be disgusting

On my stream ambushing a random innocent guy at the grocery store and accusing him of being there to meet a child. Handing him the printed out transcripts of his texts but its just naked pictures of me.

Is a certified pedophile better or worse than the ones going around unlicensed and cutting corners

Taking Ozempic to get less racist

When I was a kid and first heard American Idiot I was pretty sure they were gonna invade us over it

The thing about Hitler being on amphetamines is even if u agreed about murdering all the Jews he was probably so annoying about it

Invented a sport that’s called Basketball On Ice to try to start a race war

Step-erations and it’s a reality show where black people are given 40 acres and a mule but first they have to teach a white person how to dance

The Dominican mortician gave my deceased grandfather a fade and we’re suing the funeral home

Nazi using his extensive record of being reprimanded and poor performance reviews to prove that his poor work ethic as a camp guard likely saved thousands of lives

It would be giving Kendrick too much credit to say he’s standing up for victims. He’s actually standing up for high school boys that had to compete for girls with older niggas that had more money.

Drake falling in love w one of the child slaves on Epstein plane

Kendrick is creating an unsafe atmosphere on high school campuses for Jews and Biracial people

How about instead of clapping for essential workers at 7pm, we all hit play on NWA’s “fuck the police” simultaneously and clap to that beat?

Got punched In the face by one of the other dads at my kids t ball game cause I told him to get off his dick when he cheered for his kid

Forcing everyone who attends my podcast livdshows to sign NDAs about my height