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‘So how you gonna get France to help stop the boats from crossing the Channel?’
“Pay ‘em”
‘Ok, but if some do arrive, how you gonna get them to go elsewhere?’
“Pay ‘em”
‘O…k, so how you gonna get these countries to take our immigrants’
“Pay ‘em”
‘We rich then?’
“No. We’re Skint”

How exactly did our military incursion into Iraq and Afghanistan make the world safer? We destabilised the Middle-East and failed to defeat the Taliban. What alternative history are you reading to believe otherwise? You lack any credibility when you say stuff like this.

This month Cliff is wearing a silk leopard-print, short-sleeved shirt (Mr Byrite £17.99), accented in orange, and a pair of matching orange slim-fit, low-cut,deep-gusset chinos (Millets £24.95). Syrup by Alessandro of Crouch End (price on application). Happy May Day everyone.

Alex Andreou He cuts an unfit, overweight and unwelcome presence running the line at Scottish Premiership football matches. Celtic fans had his number:

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Alex Andreou he's not called Dross for nothing

Alex Andreou Falkirk fans have his number 😂

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Alex Andreou You’re spot on, although ‘most annoying Scottish tory’ is a hell of a contest

I don't know that there's a single British politician that annoys me quite as much as Douglas Ross. The mix of smarm, vexatiousness, mendacity and entitlement results in an almost overwhelming punchability ratio. Yet, whelm such feelings we must, for we are civilised. Still. UGH.

#SCRM Tom CARROLL🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤨🏉 #SCRM The evidence is there … Scotland is not a failure, in fact it’s booming compared to rest of UK.

Bill Cruickshank Clerkin, Wings, AUOB went all in with ALBA and are in the same boat but dare distance themselves from them.
Today the Independence movement was unified in the simple act of ALBA coming out as what they are.
Willing tool of the UK Unionist Establishment
Been a good day for the SNP

Welcome to the world of @lbc where a woman of colour who holds Israeli spokespeople to account is replaced by a white woman who will do absolutely nothing of the kind. Our media stinks! #WhereisSangitaMyska

INCOMPE(BEN)T? Corrupt or plain stupid for giving 90% of Teesworks(biggest industrial site in Europe) to two mates for £96.79p, ‘Lord’ Ben Houchen should never be trusted with taxpayers’ money again. Not fit to be Mayor. Please vote him out this Thursday. vimeo.com/939621713

OK this is worrying.

London - if you let Susan Hall in it will be a fucking disaster. Get out and vote tomorrow.
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The vote was purely performative??!
What an utterly bizarre statement.

It doesn't get any more serious than a vote of no confidence. It's the most significant vote possible and Alba voted with unionists to vote an indy government down.
There's no way back from this.

Yay!Wee Craig the Tory telling audience line 1 of SNP manifesto will be Independence. 🤣🤣
#bbcdn

As if we didn't know it already. Alba is not a party of independence. It is nothing other than an anti-SNP party.

Rishi Sunak says he will raise pension age to 75 to counter his plan to get rid of National Insurance.

This will cost most people far more than they would save, but that is the plan.

George Galloway just saying the quiet bit out loud ….he’s a homophobe