Yes. It’s the dream situation!

I had this nightmare where I’m working in a small town diner and need to make a big batch of coffee for the morning rush. I can hear the crowd getting upset and rowdy about the wait…and shitty coffee.

It was like Twin Peaks meets The Bear 😩

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

I really wish my Lyft driver would chill on the reggaeton. It’s 1:30am sir pls 😩

I need to rewatch my own instagram stories here.

LeVar Burton gets emotional discussing the “Reading Rainbow” doc in an era of book banning.

You know who I can’t stand? Cynics and squares. Like live a little damn

I got asked to throw and host a summer kick off party at work and part of me is like wtf why me because I’m a woman?? And the other half knows it’s me because I’m gonna fuckin crush it and no one here would do it as well

It’s hard to get dressed and go to my lil computer job when I know places and scenes like this exist 🥲

Love getting invited to lunch @ places called the British Banker’s Club

He bought her an Oscar de la Renta dress she saw in Vogue, be an adult.

The Darkness taking over my cute and bubbly personality when i hear the teams notification

I see an orchid and im like that’s my favorite flower and then i see an iris and im like no wait this is my favorite flower and then im like wait i am disengaging the world from itself by trying to constrain the boundaries of beauty to a value system

I have this urge to bake a strawberry cake. Not just to eat it but I want to bake for the sake of baking. Who am I!

When I say I want a burger this is what I mean actually

Nothing more boring on a date than hearing some dude talk about how he loves joining companies “post-series B,C funding and really getting into E2E strategic alignment”.

Closing the laptop at the end of the week isn’t enough. You have to blow it up.

the menswear guy has completely infiltrated my brain because all I can see is how much better Hamm's suits fit in the real Mad Men

Wow John Slattery has not aged. Silver fox forever

This Nvidia HQ is prettyyyyyy swankyyyy