Crikey, I’d no idea Belfast had gone away.

The worried MAGAts become, the louder they whine. And boy are they whining today.

#ticktock

Join me in supporting #RedNoseDay !!! It’s not just a day, it’s a movement dedicated to ENDING CHILD POVERTY & giving millions of kids across the country access to health care, nutritious food, quality education, safe housing, and much, much more. #ItsAll_GOOD

Does he mean ‘turd’?

Trump: Michael Cohen is a liar and a cheat!

Why did you hire him?

Trump: To lie and cheat - but for ME!

#boohoo

Check this out 👇👇👇👇👇👇

Rudy and Steve Bannon use balloons to reveal how many indictments they predict Trump will be found guilty of.

The company I hired to decrease the size of all my boats had to bring in another firm to shrink the underwater vessel. It was a sub-contractor.

#forMezza

A name like Butker can take its toll on a man. Well, I say ‘man’.

That’s what Stormy said

This is exactly what we need to do. Be honest, and clear, and straightforward. They don't have an answer to it because all they are is smoke and mirrors.

Not many people get my gags about German nihilist philosophers. They’re too Nietzsche.

#forMezza

“Tennessee”

Definition.

1. Pr. Noun. A state in the southeastern United States.

2. Adj. A bit like tennis.

That everyone is happy and that Matt wasn’t yet born. Coincidence?

Trump is now the color of Tupperware that you've kept bolognese in.

We have sod smarter than Eric Trump

His grasp on reality

What did you look like as a kid?
#ifyouknowyouknow

Me? Oh, I’m just buying clothes that fit.