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India's favourite satire handle. Not to be confused with real news. Authors of bestsellers 'Unreal Elections' & 'Unreal Aliens'.

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INDIA leader: “We don’t know who is our PM candidate but we know who is our CIO or Chief Introspection Officer - Rajdeep of course!”

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Nope. Rahul Gandhi and Modi walk hand in hand. He is the yang to Modi’s yin. He is the sunset to Modi’s sunrise. He is the desert to Modi’s ocean. He is the empty part in Modi’s glass half full.

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Congress worker: “Sir, Arnab has already called the elections. He is the first” Rahul Gandhi: “Hatt, he isn’t the first. I called the elections a long back”

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Rahul Gandhi must be cursing his luck. Another sub-60 result for Congress would have allowed him to quit politics and pursue his passions. Now he is stuck.

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Woke up to the news of Trump’s ear getting shot off. There goes whatever little chance there was of Trump hearing and understanding Biden during the next debate #Trump

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This wouldn't have happened had Trump done the sensible thing and attended Anant Ambani's wedding celebrations instead #TrumpShooting