Me flirting 😏😉😜

Girl: So, do you have any hobbies?

Me: Stalking

Girl: ohhhh interesting. I like singing, dancing and trying new restaurants.

Me: I know

Everyday I read dumb shit, but that was particularly dumb…Way to go superstar.

Late afternoon naps are supposed to make one feel better

No one cares if your bra and panties match when they're on the floor.

🤦🏼‍♀️ people paid to see this I’m sure

Omg 😩😩 my son’s glasses are so expensive

Go sub to my O F … please 🤣

I personally don’t Trust anyone who doesn’t have their OWN picture Somewhere on or in their Social Media page.. They either Have Warrants, Stalkers, Bots, Running a Con or Dislike their own Face. Just sayin.

For a second, I thought I had opened one of my unsolicited dick pic DMs

Fuckkkk this dude!!! He literally bitessssss him while forcing him to run! I hope he makes friends with a rusted pipe.

Good morning and welcome to Day 5 of Zebra watch in the PNW … oh where, oh where will he visit today?

My filter is not filtering soo bed time for me

There’s nothing wrong with following your heart, but it never hurts to check the map too.

I’m sorry you don’t like my tweets.

I wish I knew how to tweet important stuff like you.

Moment of truth .. 👀

Attempting to make sesame chicken for the first time

REMINDER:

Your body has ZERO clue what weight you’re lifting

All it understands is the demand(s) of the task

Thus, it makes far more sense to use a lighter weight and execute with perfect technique than it does to use a heavier weight and execute with garbage technique

YW 🤝

Your emotional immaturity is blazing like a fireworks extravaganza

It’s Wednesday or something ...

#Wednesdayvibe

I haven’t finished my cup of coffee yet… don’t start.

Always wishing you the best… over there, wayyyy over there.