Thank you for the very welcome surprise, Arby's . ☘️

McDonald's, you just take your time getting around to offering your Shamrock Shakes and fixing your 'broken' shake machines. I think I'm good.

🐰 Rabbit Rabbit!🐰

For my gut's sake, Arby's, PLEASE stop sticking me with a beef & cheddar when I order your otherwise awesome classic roast beef. If I want that disgusting coagulated matter that passes for cheese on my sandwich, I'll ask for it.

This is why I hate drive-thrus. Arby'sCares

Legends. Metallica Detroit Lions 101 WRIF Detroit 106.7 WLLZ #M72Detroit

First time seeing P!nk, and Jill and I are already having fun at Comerica Park hours before the show! #IAmHere #PinkSummerCarnival

'IF I’M COMING AFTER YOU, YOU GO AFTER ME.'

There you go, sir. I fixed it.

The Bally Sports Detroit crew yesterday was nice enough to indulge me during a postgame break. The producer let it happen, Todd Jones came up with the idea to let me hold the mic, and John Keating was incredibly nice and accommodating.

Thanks guys. My dad would've loved this.

Yes, #eminem appeared at #edsheeran 's Detroit show, and yes, I will have video!

Hey FedEx, your driver went right past the house 6 hours post-delivery window, & tracking then immediately showed attempted delivery, even though none was made. Now you're expecting me to wait until Mon, & set aside another whole day waiting. Not cool, guys. FedExHelp

Absolutely stoked to see the Michigan Panthers back in Detroit! #USFL

It's awesome to see the Michigan Panthers return to Detroit! #USFL

I never would have foreseen a day when the USFL, @XFL, and MLB are all playing again - and in the same month.

It's like the sports multiverse has converged. And it's wonderful.

#MLB #XFL #USFL

Hey Walmart , this is how FedEx just delivered a package containing a fragile vinyl record to my house. Thought you'd want to know. Walmart Help FedExHelp

Suckish (adj): consisting of a moderate or high level of suckitude. Also see: sucky, suckment, suckitude.

I am honestly looking forward to the UFL 's return in two weeks a lot more than today's NFL Slo Bowl. #NFLProBowl2023

It's a sunny day - we're ALL seeing our shadows. But no, the chosen rodent born into privilege gets to make the call. Eff him. #GroundhogDay

I dunno, I'm a typical guy ... I never even noticed the green M&M changed her outfit.

The fact that some did, though -- and now think this cartoon character isn't as 'attractive' -- well, that's just weird.

Sometimes, inattention is better, guys.

#MandMs

I wish someone had told #CecilyStrong her Verizon ads could have still run ad nauseam - especially that woefully overplayed Paul Giamatti one - withOUT her leaving SNL. #EnoughAlready #MakeItStop #ALotOfUsAreAlreadyCustomers

Congratulations, Burger King - your latest ad campaign continues to annoy the hell out of me, so good job. I will be enjoying the nearby Wendy’s and Arby's until you stop making my ears bleed.