an exciting an unexpected twist in Pip’s development: she’s suddenly afraid of the dark? :/

They commit theft. ALL SIX OF THEM.

y’all we just watched the second avatar movie and at the end all i could say was “wildly unnecessary.”

what i’m saying is - i didn’t like it.

i have lost track of how many times i have said 'PIPPA DO NOT EAT THE HOUSE' today and it's only 10a.

17 weeks old, 24.3 pounds, AND favorite dog of the day at the vet! Pip has fully entered adolescence and teens of any species suck so send all your thoughts and prayers.

the UTTER AUDACITY i had to get up while Pip was sleeping

i was just served a reel by the algorithm that said “deficiencies that cause anxiety and depression” - like yes, i know: money.

today is (was? would have been?) my grandmother’s birthday - she was the best and i miss her every day.

THEY’LL ENTER THE CITY. ALL SIX OF THEM.

i just hiccuped and Pip jumped into action and started licking my face in case i was dying. or bc she was bored. one of those.

my phone just autocorrected “chicken” to “fuck rn” so my text to my bff about my dinner was way spicier than intended.

someone lost their first tooth today!!

there comes a moment in every puppy’s life when you must patiently try to explain to them that the things on the tv are not really in your house.

in other news, pip has spent the last 15 minutes searching the house for a horse.

shout-out to my OG - saffron would have been 15 years old today <3

THEY’RE BACK. ALL SIX OF THEM.

is there anything more humbling than witnessing the color of the water you dump from your steam cleaner after you clean your carpets and rugs

pip really trying hard this morning to earn the “english” part of being a springer spaniel, fully stuck her whole face in my tea and started drinking it.

happy national pet day to my kobold berserker who knows she should not bite the chair legs so FOR SURE she was definitely 100% totally NOT just doing so