SO I TOLD HER ‘DON’T WORRY SWEET CHEEKS, THERE’S NOTHING AS PATRIOTIC AS SHOOTING YOUR OWN DOG’

YOU REMEMBER THAT, KID

This is so funny to me.

This is Ruby. She was an extremely large, seemingly untrainable puppy who was returned to a shelter twice before we adopted her. Instead of murdering her, we trained her. She is still alive and well at 16 years old. The moral of this story is fuck Kristi Noem.

the angels are in the details too

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I’ve been intermittently hootin’ and hollerin’ about this comment for several hours now

This is the NYPD. This is what they do. There’s no reforming them.

Professor Steve Tamari is a historian of the early modern Middle East. He is a Palestinian Quaker from Jaffa and Little Rock. I look forward to a statement from the American Historical Association.

we will knock the teeth out of the mouths of every associate professor and poli sci major in this god damn country if that's what it takes to make you love netanyahu

ACAB

When you’re hyping yourself up for a Saturday night date 😎

🔊 Sound up!

Happy eclipse day or, for the MAGA folks, the only day you choose to stare directly at the sun.

Tiny frog with its even tinier friend!

this is why birth rates are dropping