What a surprise that the head of the Abu Dhabi National Oil company and citizen of a country who's entire economy is based on fossils fuels, would say such a thing!

theguardian.com/environment/20…

In London for the TechJPR RazerNow shindig. Thats like 3 events in 4 weeks... I'm never this social!

So how many times DO you think about the Roman Empire each day?

I'm dunking Rich Teas in my coffee because I refuse to conform.

And I'm gonna put the milk in first when I make my next cuppa.

#RebelWithoutASpoon

Well the trailer for Subliminal a) looks amazing, b) probably needs a beefy machine to run it, and c) is gonna keep me up at night with a sense of dread and general disquiet.

youtu.be/Oe8lU18G89Q?si…

Sweating me wee nuts off in shorts and a t-shirt at #i71 last weekend, and now I'm in jeans and a ZIPPED UP hoodie cos it's bloody chilly. Yup, the weather is bolloxed.

My inbox is like a Twitch chat being spammed by script kiddies... if you get a mail saying 'ldsk;gajba;lknvaSL;/N;VKLSAN;LAskdnsag;dflnaflgkbj' it's just me smashing my face on my keyboard, then hitting send.

Also, the R Λ Z Ξ R BlackWidow V4 Pro is an extremely resilient keyboard.

If you know, you know.

Back at Insomnia the Gaming Festival #i71 and some bloke called Tom Cornish tries to crash the selfie with Merl ...

Back to Insomnia the Gaming Festival #i71 tomorrow afternoon to get all sweaty helping with the stand and close down. Hope today hasn't been too hot in the hall!

Oh and shout out to Merl for a sooper profeshnil stream from the stand today...

This is why you gotta love an Insomnia the Gaming Festival #i71

'Get a new kettle' said Boris. 'You've boiled your kettle 1,209,413 times since the start of the month' says my smart meter.
That's 172,773 times a day.
7,198 times an hour.
119 times a minute.
Send more milk and Pot Noodles.

WHO TOUCHED THE BLOODY THERMOSTAT???

You know it's been a hot day when you go to take a cold shower and don't get wet for the first 30 seconds due to the Leidenfrost effect...

The most middle class headline I have seen this year... 🤣😂

theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Let's not let Boris get away with changing the rules so he isn't held accountable!

Petition: Introduce independent body to enforce the ministerial code on ministers. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6148…

PSA: Falcons have a lifespan of 12 to 15 years, meaning every falcon alive today was born in this century. That makes them Millennium Falcons...

It's sunny... having the back door open counts as 'being outside', right?

Accidentally flicked on the #Eurovision WHAT THE SHIT?? WE'RE GETTING TONS OF POINTS!!

The pigeon that shared my mid-ride sausage roll with me... I think he carries the weight better...