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Duchess Moaning $parkle ✨ (Parody) ♛♕♔♚

@MoaningSparkle

Married to the Duke of Duchess 👸🏽Big on Privacy. Global Humanitarian. Prince Archie™ Princess Lilibet™ #MeghanMarkle #parody #comedy Me/My/Mine💫💜

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The people of Nigerian are thrilled and honoured to pay for My visit. Especially My very expensive security cadre.

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The people of Nigerian are thrilled and honoured to pay for My visit. Especially My very expensive security cadre.

mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebri…

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Harry has hundreds of relatives who own dozens of palaces and castles, yet he has to stay in London’s Elephant & Castle Holiday Inn on his next visit.

All because he married a mattress actress.

They’re all so selfish.

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Harry has hundreds of relatives who own dozens of palaces and castles, yet he has to stay in London’s Elephant & Castle Holiday Inn on his next visit.

All because he married a mattress actress.

They’re all so selfish.

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The Defence Minister of Nigeria has invited Me, Nigeria’s favourite daughter, to fly to Nigeria to attend ‘cultural events’.

Better dig out the fake tan.

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Harry flies to London, then back to LA, then straight to Nigeria 🇳🇬 with Me. 👸🏽

This is the ethical life of an eco warrior. 🌍

Saving the planet one private jet trip after another. ✈️

Blessings 🌟

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My husband’s grandmother worshipped and adored Me. I gave her so much advice.

I miss her, yet no one ever asks Me how much.

My suffering is endless.

My husband’s grandmother worshipped and adored Me. I gave her so much advice. I miss her, yet no one ever asks Me how much. My suffering is endless.
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I’ve seen hurtful comments with people calling my hand The Claw.

I’ve no idea why.

I wish they’d just stop.

My suffering is endless. 😞

I’ve seen hurtful comments with people calling my hand The Claw. I’ve no idea why. I wish they’d just stop. My suffering is endless. 😞
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LOVE this cover.

I have it framed in life size in the grand foyer of Markle Mansion.

I adore the perfect proportion of Me at 5’2” and Harry at 6’.

I also love how my waist is so high & so feminine - almost to My armpits!

And Harry’s digitised head of ginger hair. So sexy.💘

LOVE this cover. I have it framed in life size in the grand foyer of Markle Mansion. I adore the perfect proportion of Me at 5’2” and Harry at 6’. I also love how my waist is so high & so feminine - almost to My armpits! And Harry’s digitised head of ginger hair. So sexy.💘
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Duchess Moaning $parkle ✨ (Parody) ♛♕♔♚(@MoaningSparkle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve seen hurtful comments with people calling my hand The Claw.

I’ve no idea why.

I wish they’d just stop.

My suffering is endless. 😞

I’ve seen hurtful comments with people calling my hand The Claw. I’ve no idea why. I wish they’d just stop. My suffering is endless. 😞
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